wallflower

A girl I graduated with

Is on Facebook describing the perfect man and complaining because she has a better chance at winning the lottery than finding “him.”

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I want a MAN, tall, handsome, carmel skin/light eyes, nice body, loves to dance, smart, driven, well spoken, witty, FUNNY, trust worthy, committed, RESPONSIBLE, independent, EDUCATED over the age of 25 who has a car, a job, who owns a bank account and credit card, who treats his mother with respect, can clean, do laundry, cook, and who is good with kids and preferably lives on his own… in no particular order… but I have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding this impossible combination… someone find me the matchmaker… or even better this man!

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Then I realized…. She can’t find him because I already have him!!! <3